Average Asian


Another Average Asian with bobby lee This time we see the hardships asians go through while in school

Crazy Asian Mother by Erick Liang


how asian parents really act when childrens get B+

Hot Asian Girls Beat Down White Guy


Hot Asian Girls give rude guy beat down in dry cleaner Jawbone is a noise-eliminating Bluetooth headset technology. www.jawbone.com

ASIAN BREAK DANCING


BREAK DANCE CHAMIONSHIP BATTLE

My New Haircut: Asian Edition


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Why asian guys can't get white girls


so funny!!!

Asian Friends Rock!


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"Asians Rock" - What's Your Story?


Join Sandra Oh, Kal Penn, George Takei and others - share your story of what being Asian American means to you. Add a video response to Asia Society's callout (you may even win an iPod Nano!) for Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. To win the iPod Nano just post a video response about your experience as an Asian American. The video with the most views by 5PM Eastern Time on Saturday, May 31st wins. Your response video can't have been posted prior to May 1st, 2008. To see what other celebrities have to say about being Asian American at YouTube.com/asiasociety.

Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe


No Soulja Boy doesn't suck! We just spoofed this song because we actually like the beat a lot! Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe Written By: Ryan Higa Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi Based on the original song: Soulja Boy - Crank Dat LYRICS: Intro Soulja Boy sucks. I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe! YOU! You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me. AWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU! Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. Verse 1 Asian boy can cameltoe It's a simple pop and lock Cameltoe your hole, Then watch me yank those shorts high up Super fresh, but hurts your cock, Also hurts the ass crack man When I do dat cameltoe I pray to god and yank dat thing Now OOOOOOOOOOOH! It really hurts your own ass And if you think that's frightening Wait till after when you pass gas You catch me at your local party Yes I yank it everywhere People get mad cuz they're Jealous of my underwear. Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. Verse 2 I like to eat nato. While I'm playing my halo I don't give remote to Sean Cuz he gon change the Channel. Haterz wanna be me Asian boy, I'm the man They be using my chopstick Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man) Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and) Dance (dance) Cows go moo (Cows go moo and) NOPE, you can't do it like me HOE, So don't do it like me Go, means 5 in Japanese. Man your face is UGLY. Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now.

asian dub foundation - flyover


Asi abren en el disco de tank..toma draman

American Boy Parody-"First Asian Boy"


FREE DOWNLOAD http://www.zshare.net/download/5015518238eab5d5/ this is my remix of estelle and kanye's "american boy." starring the lovely iliana. lol and for everyone who's asking, if you can't figure it out already... i'm THAI. get it? in the song.. she said she loves "My Thais" but not what she's drinking... http://myspace.com/traphik LYRICS Ahem, let me introduce Myself cuz I know that you aint used To an asian dude stepping to you like me But hey give it a chance I just might be Just the refreshin squeeze of lemon Ya need in ya life when it gets depressin Come wit me and decrease the stressing A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson Babygirl dont trip, come on just take my hand Ill introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand I really want to show you how we do I can be your first asian boy She said, its really nice to meet ya- likewise I never had a boy like you wit tight eyes Step to me quite wit a game like yours I said pack ya bags and come on my tour let down ya hair while I cook some rice And I swear that we dont all look alike And no, Im not no math expert But you plus me I know It just works So pause ya life and start to rewind And leave all them other lame dudes behind show you how I do in my continent Where the ladies get respect and compliments Confident, not gon be starin all night Cuz Im not yo average stereotype More than makin shoes and makin toys I could make you smile, yo asian boy Wanna get away? Watcha got to lose? Come on in girl, take off ya shoes Show me ya soul and Ill show you mine If you toes aint did well boo thats just fine My aunt does nails, nah im just playin But dont get too comfy, cuz we aint stayin Take you to Beijing while were dating Ill show you the great wall, its amazing Show me ya soul in seoul, Korea I been lookin for a girl like you my whole career In the phillipines scene well ride in slowmo Sit in the lo-lo eat chicken adobo If you got skills then you could show me Cuz all of our houses got kareoke Chinese Japanese thai pnoy Go head and take yo pick girl, asian boys kareoke Who killin them on youtube She gon respond like You, dude A shock to me I didnt think she be watchin me. She said can we go get some pho now I said get some what? O wow Actually Its pronounced pha, oh Well Can we go get some, fasho He chinky, I know what ya thinkin. He look like he always blinkin Take my hand, come to thailand she love my Thais but NOT what she drinkin tell me whats your mental about this oriental gentle man but I break you off like the tip of a pencil. Dress fly like the freshest prince. Before they out got the freshest kix And you thought he was just a hypebeast. But look at these nikes is anybody like me? And I know you aint in to my kind. I seen yo exs they not impressive. But I still make that CAAASH. Always on my grind im a good investment. And if you liked jin when he flows. or Dante Basco on old black shows then maybe you should daaate me cuz wed make some pretty baaabiees

Asian Drum Solo TRAVIS BARKER


The new Travis Barker working for Creative? Sick solo and funny as hell...lol This is Rock and Roll..

Asian Dub Foundation - New Way New Life


For his 'Community Music' album, a very fine song by them.

Asian Dub Foundation - Flyover -


flyover!!

ASIANS ARE VERY FUNNY PEOPLE


SEE HOW MANY ASIAN PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN WITH UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE AS PART OF A TV SHOW CAN BE REALLY FUNNY

Average Asian


Bobby lee deals with Sushi, Karate, and the work place

Asian Carp Invasion Part I


Asian Carp Invasion. This dramatic video documents the danger and destruction of an exotic species on the Mississippi and its tributaries. As you will see, boaters are being bloodied and a mighty river is being ruined. Now the carp are headed for the Great Lakes with potentially devastating consequences. Check out my website, www.markstevenson.ca, for other stories. Click here to view Part II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChwJiKKBdA

MadTV - Average Asian


Madtv skit

Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Kimi to iu hana


AKFG Music Video

[PV] Asian Kung-Fu Generation - After Dark (Bleach OP 7)


New Single After Dark Release Date: 2007/11/07 Full PV 640x480 Here http://makocci.blogspot.com/2007/10/akg-new-single.html

Mongoose Attacking an Asian Cobra (Britannica.com)


Witness this viscious battle between two mortal enemies, the mongoose and the Asian cobra. **************Related Links************** Mongoose - http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9053361/mongoose?source=youtube_18474 Cobra - http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9024546/cobra?source=youtube_18474 Predation - http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-70616/community-ecology?source=youtube_18474 FREE NEWSLETTERS - http://mailinglist.britannica.com/settings/

Asian Kung Fu Generation Rewrite


Despues de mucho tiempo de haber echo este video bueno mas bien el karaoke del video decidi subirl

TRANNY WINS TOP MODEL - SPOILER! FAVORITE ASIAN EVER?!


Comment Questions of the Day: 1. If you were on Top Model (or DOING PORN), what would you change your name to? HA 2. If you are watching Top Model, who are your early faves? BONUS QUESTION: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ASIAN OF ALL TIME!? I said Kwan - I mean Ryan Higa! SHOUT OUT TO CONTEST CHANNEL- CHECK IT OUT http://www.youtube.com/fanalysts Please rate/comment/fave/subscribe! YAY!

"Just Because" (White guys and Asian girls)


Download the song here: http://www.mediafire.com/?4oethwocftr Check out me myspace! http://myspace.com/ChristopherToy Why do we only see white guys and Asian girls and it's hardly the other way around? Director: Christopher Toy Shot and edited by Luke Rocheleau Music: Christopher and Loren Toy Guitar: Loren Toy Lyrics: Christopher Toy, Luke Rocheleau and Fulton Hawk Unit Publicist: Anthony Begonia (Disclaimer: I am very aware of the fact that the lyrics are stereotyped. This video is not made as a serious piece. This video is a comedic satire/social commentary. Please, do not believe a word I say in this song. Thank you for not taking this video seriously.) Verse 1 Tell me was it my xanga? My anime or my manga? Did I turn you away with all my references to Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and such? I know, I stood in line to reserve my Pokemon Pearl I admit my share of raiding in that Warcraft World Please give me a chance, am I asking too much? Chorus You are the best thing that's ever happened to me I love you more than I love rice and kim chee At times I may be timid, at times I may be shy But just because I'm not the white guy doesn't mean I'm not the right guy Verse 2 You like to watch him eat with chopsticks, it's so cute to watch him try But I've got crazy ninja chopstick skills that'd make a grown man cry! Is it really wrong to still live at home? (with my mom...) Not a single soul can match my skills at DDR You know that I don't drift every time you're in my car Is it really a crime to keep the plastic on my couch and on my phone? Chorus 2 I need you more than "fortune" needs "cookie" You're more important than my computer science degree At times I may be nerdy, but that don't mean I don't try Just because I'm not the white guy, doesn't mean I'm not the right guy Bridge You said I was selfish cause I spent all my time on my medical degree But you know, I was only trying to take care of you and our extended families Chorus 3 Can't you see, I'd rather have "us" than have a wii For you I'd get straight A's in school, never once get a single "B" My arms are not hairy, Korean dramas make me cry Just because I'm not the white guy doesn't mean I'm not the right guy © 2007 Christopher Toy

Japanese essay causes an Asian storm


Japanese General Toshio Tamogami of the Japanese Air Force (ASDF Air Self-Defense Force - JSDF) wrote an essay titled, Was Japan an Aggressor Nation. In this essay General Tamogami offers the opinion that the actions in Asia during and before World War Two were not due to Japanese aggression and that the attack upon Pearl Harbor, Japan was tricked into it by United States President Franklyn Roosevelt. This video does not address the Asian aspect of Japanese activities as it does address the Pearl Harbor part of the essay. This essay caused stern criticism from China and South Korea. It also caused General Tamogami to lose his position. Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso dismissed the General from his position